You didn't mean the kids. You didn't mean your partner. You meant the dog — the one standing there mid-crime with a sock, a shoe, or something worse hanging out of their mouth like a trophy.

This soft, lightweight ringer tee says what every dog owner has had to clarify out loud, more than once: DROP IT! Not you. My dog.

This one's a hand-illustrated Labrador, drawn mid-negotiation with whatever he's decided is now his. Prefer a different dog? Choose from five more breeds above — French Bulldog, Corgi, Australian Shepherd, Chihuahua, or Doodle. Available in Natural, Heather Grey, and White, all with contrasting navy trim at the collar and sleeves.

Don't see your dog's breed? Message me — I'm always open to considering it. This listing isn't personalized as-is, but if you're picturing something specific, just ask before you order.

Product features

🐾 Lightweight 4.3 oz combed ring-spun cotton for breathable comfort
🐾 Contrasting 1x1 rib binding on collar and sleeves for retro style
🐾 Side seams for improved shape retention and fit
🐾 Classic fit with tear-away label for all-day comfort
🐾 Color-dependent fiber blend (solid colors 100% cotton; Heather Grey contains polyester)

Care instructions

Machine wash cold, non-chlorine bleach as needed, tumble dry low, low heat iron/steam, do not dryclean.

Personalization & production: usually 2–7 days — that's the time it takes for me to prep your pet's photo or details and get your order made.

Shipping: once it ships, plan on another 3–7 days to land on your doorstep.

Shipping, Proofs & Returns

Processing & Shipping Time

After you place your order, I take 1-2 days to prepare your personalization details before sending everything to production. Once it's in production, most orders ship within 2-5 business days. During busy seasons (hi, holidays 🎄) this can run a bit longer — if that happens, I'll reach out to you directly to keep you posted.

Personalization Proofs

I email a proof for every personalized order before it goes into production. This is a preview to help you check names, spelling, and layout — not a photo of the finished product, but enough to get a good idea of how it'll look. You'll have 24 hours to approve it or request changes.

You can request up to 2 rounds of changes on your proof. If we still can't land on something you're happy with after that, I'll issue a refund.

Returns & Exchanges

Since personalized items are made just for you, I'm unable to accept returns or exchanges on them — please double-check everything before approving your proof. Non-personalized items are returnable if unused and in original condition; just reach out first.

If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact me within 7 days of delivery with a photo of the item and packaging, and I'll offer a replacement, reprint, or refund depending on the issue.