You didn't mean the kids. You didn't mean your partner. You meant the dog — the one standing there mid-crime with a sock, a shoe, or something worse hanging out of their mouth like a trophy.

This soft, lightweight ringer tee says what every dog owner has had to clarify out loud, more than once: DROP IT! Not you. My dog.

This one's a hand-illustrated French Bulldog, drawn mid-negotiation with whatever he's decided is now his. Prefer a different dog? Choose from five more breeds above — Labrador, Corgi, Australian Shepherd, Chihuahua, or Doodle. Available in Natural, Heather Grey, and White, all with contrasting navy trim at the collar and sleeves.

Don't see your dog's breed? Message me — I'm always open to considering it. This listing isn't personalized as-is, but if you're picturing something specific, just ask before you order.

Product features

🐾 Lightweight 4.3 oz combed ring-spun cotton for breathable comfort
🐾 Contrasting 1x1 rib binding on collar and sleeves for retro style
🐾 Side seams for improved shape retention and fit
🐾 Classic fit with tear-away label for all-day comfort
🐾 Color-dependent fiber blend (solid colors 100% cotton; Heather Grey contains polyester)

Care instructions

Machine wash cold, non-chlorine bleach as needed, tumble dry low, low heat iron/steam, do not dryclean.

Personalization & production: usually 2–7 days — that's the time it takes for me to prep your pet's photo or details and get your order made.

Shipping: once it ships, plan on another 3–7 days to land on your doorstep.

Shipping, Proofs & Returns

Processing & Shipping Time

After you place your order, I take 1-2 days to prepare your personalization details before sending everything to production. Once it's in production, most orders ship within 2-5 business days. During busy seasons (hi, holidays 🎄) this can run a bit longer — if that happens, I'll reach out to you directly to keep you posted.

Personalization Proofs

I email a proof for every personalized order before it goes into production. This is a preview to help you check names, spelling, and layout — not a photo of the finished product, but enough to get a good idea of how it'll look. You'll have 24 hours to approve it or request changes.

You can request up to 2 rounds of changes on your proof. If we still can't land on something you're happy with after that, I'll issue a refund.

Returns & Exchanges

Since personalized items are made just for you, I'm unable to accept returns or exchanges on them — please double-check everything before approving your proof. Non-personalized items are returnable if unused and in original condition; just reach out first.

If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact me within 7 days of delivery with a photo of the item and packaging, and I'll offer a replacement, reprint, or refund depending on the issue.