You didn't mean the kids. You didn't mean your partner. You meant the dog — the one standing there mid-crime with a sock, a shoe, or something worse hanging out of their mouth like a trophy.
This soft, lightweight ringer tee says what every dog owner has had to clarify out loud, more than once: DROP IT! Not you. My dog.
This one's a hand-illustrated Doodle, drawn mid-negotiation with whatever he's decided is now his. Prefer a different dog? Choose from five more breeds above — French Bulldog, Labrador, Corgi, Australian Shepherd, or Chihuahua. Available in Natural, Heather Grey, and White, all with contrasting navy trim at the collar and sleeves.
Don't see your dog's breed? Message me — I'm always open to considering it. This listing isn't personalized as-is, but if you're picturing something specific, just ask before you order.
Product features
🐾 Lightweight 4.3 oz combed ring-spun cotton for breathable comfort
🐾 Contrasting 1x1 rib binding on collar and sleeves for retro style
🐾 Side seams for improved shape retention and fit
🐾 Classic fit with tear-away label for all-day comfort
🐾 Color-dependent fiber blend (solid colors 100% cotton; Heather Grey contains polyester)
Care instructions
Machine wash cold, non-chlorine bleach as needed, tumble dry low, low heat iron/steam, do not dryclean.
