Every dog has a job at the party, even if nobody hired them for it. Some dogs guard the snack table like it's a federal position. Some dogs materialize the second a can cracks open, ears up, fully convinced this concerns them. And some dogs just want to lie next to you while you decompress, taking full credit for your relaxation.
We turned that into glassware.
Meet the new custom pet glasses— send us a photo of your dog (cat or rabbit, we don't judge), and we'll turn them into a full label, complete with a title that fits their personality and a line that sounds like something they'd say if they could talk and were, frankly, a little smug about it.
Pick Your Dog's Title
Right now there are three personalities to choose from:
🛡️ Sip Security — On Duty
For the dog who watches you drink like it's a security clearance issue. Label reads "Drink approved." Stamp-style border, very official, very unnecessary.
🥤 Drink Supervisor
For the dog who's definitely getting a taste of whatever's in that glass and definitely isn't going to mention it to anyone. "Refill? I won't tell."
🍋 Unwind Assistant
For the golden-retriever-energy dog (doesn't have to be an actual golden retriever) who considers your glass of wine a form of couples therapy. "This counts as self-care."
How It Works
1. Send us a clear photo of your pup's face — good lighting, looking at the camera, the usual "before treats" bribery works great.
2. Pick a personality/title
3. We turn them into an illustrated label and print it on a glass.
4. You now own barware that is, legally, better than anyone else's.
These work as gifts too — order one for your dog-mom friend's Great Dane who is absolutely a Sip Security type, or the office Chihuahua who's obviously running Drink Supervisor detail.
Glasses are sold individually or as a set, and yes, you can mix personalities if your household has more than one dog with more than one agenda.
Got a dog whose vibe doesn't fit any of these three? Tell us about them — we're always adding new titles. Design your dog's custom drink glass →🍹
Now that you know the "why," come see the "what" — browse our Dog Recipes and Pet DIY for more ways to spoil your pet.
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